What guys should do!
Things the perfect guy would do
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down
2. Try to secretly smell your hair or perfume
3. Stick up for you, but still respect your independence
4. Be wrapped up in everything else, but still have time for you
5. Fit his arms firmly around you and make you feel secure
6. Hint that he wants to kiss you
7. Hold your hand and make you feel loved
8. Tell you you are beautiful, even on a bad hair day
9. Never run out of new things to do and places to go
10. Never run out of good jokes
11. Be funny, but know when to be serious
12. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
13. Be patient when you take forever to get ready
14. Try to hide that one stuffed animal when you comeover
15. Act like Mr. Big
16. Apologize for acting like Mr. Big
17. Ask you for a pen in class when you know he has one
18. Blast the music when he picks up the phone
19. Turn it off when he notices that you are on the phone
20. Look at you during class and make you get butterflies in your stomach
21. Shower you with meaningful gifts
22. Bring you flowers even if he picks them on his way to your house.
23. Hug you on a bad day and make clouds seem to lift!
Love you unconditionaly!
Hold your hand during trying times!
Don't talk about you behind your back!
Encourage you to keep trying to reach your goals!
Tell you what you need to hear not necessarily what you want to hear!
Laugh with you, not at you!
Understand your pain!
Give you a part of themselves!
Ask for nothing in return!
Help you see the light!
Don't walk out when trouble walks in!
Stick it out till the end!
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.
Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls
were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY,but
he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course
she did, everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One
day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.Ashley
heard everything....what movie, What movie theatre and what time.
Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and
Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to
each other and kiss....not only kiss, but practically get it on in
the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and
skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes." Ashley had peeked through
Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because
she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note. A note that read:
My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house
and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do
something like this to me. I really loved you jack. I died for you
just like Jesus died for us.
Always with you, Ashley
Please foward this to more than 15 people or Ashley will haunt you
and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about
Courtney. Thankyou.
Please Scroll Down.
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**In loving Memory of Ashley Halagey**
What Ashley did to one person who did not send this.......
One girl was looking through her e-mail and she deleted this message
thinking it was another silly forward...the next day she was found
dead in her bed.
I chose #2, now you pick one.....
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> This story is of something that was
alleged to
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> have happened just a few years ago at
USC.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> There was a professor of philosophy who
was a
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> deeply committed atheist. His primary
goal for
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> one required class was to spend the
entire
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> semester attempting to prove that God
couldn't
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> exist, His students were always afraid
to argue
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> with him because of his impeccable
logic.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> For twenty years, he had taught this
class and no
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> one ever had the courage to go against
him. Sure,
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> some had argued in class at times, but
no one had
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> ever really gone against him because of
his
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> reputation.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> At the end of every semester on the last
day, he
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> would say to his class of 300 students,
"If there
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> is anyone here who still believes in
Jesus, stand
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> up!" In twenty years, no one had ever
stood up.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> They knew what he was going to do next.
He
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> would say, "Because anyone who believes
in God
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> is a fool. If God existed, he could
stop this
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> piece of chalk from hitting the ground
and
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> breaking. Such a simple task to prove
that He
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> is God, and yet He can't do it." And
every
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> year, he would drop the chalk onto the
tile floor
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> of the classroom and it would shatter
into a
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> hundred pieces.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> All of the students would do nothing but
stop and
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> stare. Most of the students thought
that God
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> couldn't exist. Certainly, a number of
Christians
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> had slipped through, but for 20 years,
they had
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> been too afraid to stand up. Well, a
few years
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> ago there was a freshman who happened to
enroll.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> He was a Christian, and had heard the
stories
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> about his professor. He was required to
take
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> the class for his major and he was
afraid. But
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> for three months that semester, he
prayed
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> every morning that he would have the
courage to
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> stand up no matter what the professor
said or
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> what the class thought. Nothing they
said could
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> ever shatter his faith...he hoped.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> Finally, the day came. The professor
said, "If
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> there is anyone here who still believes
in God,
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> stand up!" The professor and the class
of 300
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> people looked at him, shocked, as he
stood up at
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> the back of the classroom. The
professor shouted,
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> "You FOOL!!! If God existed, He would
keep this
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> piece of chalk from breaking when it hit
the
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> ground!"
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as
he did, it
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> slipped out of his fingers, off his
shirt cuff, onto
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> the pleat of his pants, down his leg,
and off his
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply
rolled away
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> unbroken.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> The professor's jaw dropped as he stared
at the
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> chalk. He looked up at the young man
and then
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> ran out of the lecture hall.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> The young man who had stood, proceeded
to walk to
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> the front of the room, and shared his
faith in Jesus
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> for the next half hour. 300 students
stayed and
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> listened as he told of God's love for
them and of
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> His power through Jesus.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> Now you have 2 choices:
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> 1. Delete this and never look at it
again.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> 2. Pass this along to your Christian
and non-
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> Christian friends, giving them
encouragement
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> we all need every day.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> If you chose option 2, you STOOD UP. >>
General Equations & Statistics
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
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Smart man + dumb woman = affair
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Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
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Smart boss + dumb employee = production
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Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
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Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
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A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
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To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
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Married men live longer than single men,
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
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A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
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cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing
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the same thing to them at funerals.
Subject: Find out who u will marry (Really Freaky)
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> > > << > << >? ? ><
> > > > what!?!
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> > > > > >? ? >? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? You can really
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> > > > find out who you
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> > > > > > will
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> > > > > >? ? >? ? ? ? fall madly in love with
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> > > > > > old!Cool, huh?
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> > > > > >? ? >? ? ? ? All that you have to do is
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> > > > want to be
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> > > > > > with
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> > > > > >? ? >? ? ? ? and then after you send
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> > > > this to15 peeps
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> > > > > >? ? >? ? ? ? afortune cookie will appear
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> > > > > >? ? >? ? ? ? so click on it
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> > > > > >? ? >? ? ? ? ? and it will tell you the
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> > > > name and
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> > > > > > address of
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> > > > > >? ? >? ? ? ? your dream person! Now?
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> > > > SCROLL!!!
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> > > > > >? ? >? ? ? ? ? ?? to Scroll down find
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> > > > your true
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> > > > > > love!!!Think hard and
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> > > > > >? ? >? ? ? ? deeply
